Reader Email Haikus: 'I Have a Voodoo Doll'


The Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic — in the chaos of the mailbag, we can find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will do so by occasionally presenting them as Haikus. In this edition, a missive sent to us apropos of nothing.

Date: Monday, October 15 at 3:07 PM

You people are id
iots. I am a witch and
I have a voodoo
doll I use with bliss
ful abandon to make you
lose not just money
and power, but your
actual faith!

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