Just like the Facts Of Life theme song, when it comes to Wednesday’s comments, you take the good, you take the bad. Our good comments are great! And our bad comments suck:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Banker Deemed Too Sexy For Her Job: “Did she try hair up glasses on?” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 17 Percent Of Teens Have Used Rhythm Method: “I’m not concerned. I saw the movie Drumline and I can confidently report that kids today have rhythm.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Might As Well Be Walking On The Sun: “Does she realise how many cupcakes had to die to make that dress?” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Hoda’s Idea To Plug Oil Leak: Giant Tampon: “Duh! You can’t leave a tampon in forever. The last thing the earth needs right now is a raging yeast infection!” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Would You Let A Ladymag Pick Out A Man For You?:
Among other men types:
– Shirtless All The Time Guy
– Knows Where to Put the Scrunchie Guy
– Likes an Ice Cube Up His Ass Guy
– Knows How to Shower Because We Showed Him How Guy
– Orgasms Guaranteed in Three Easy Steps Guy*
– Will Help You Lose Weight (Or Else He’ll break Up With You) Guy
– I’m Totally Down With the Women, But They’re SO Much Better at Housework Than I Am Guy
* My personal pick
• Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Young Genius Claims She Solved Oil Puzzle: “If she’s such a genius, she could learn to do her eyebrows better. (yes, irrelevant)” • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to
Jillian Michaels Reveals Psychological-Torture Exercise Plan: “My girlfriend and her friend were working out one of her workout videos about a month ago. I was in the other room, partly paying attention to how crazy Jillian seemed to me. She had that crazy twinkle in her eye, and the way she was yelling at the others working out, strongly reminiscent of the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket. And she thinks getting pregnant will ‘ruin her body’? Pregnancy enriches your life, and is also considered to be an aphrodisiac to men. (When my girlfriend was pregnant, this was indeed the case). Now I’m all for her doing what she wants with her body.. but I think she’s a bit of a nutcase. ”
Special Mention Awesome Jpegs Of The Day: Right here!
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