Sarah Haskins Is Sick, But Drug Commercials Have The Cure By Dodai Stewart | May 1, 2009 | 6:20pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! Do you have achy face? Do you stare out of windows or wear sweatpants? You must be ill. Sarah Haskins knows what will help: Duh: Drugs make everything better! “Just look! Drugs bring color, nicer outifts and color back into our lives,” Haskins says. Clip below. Most Popular In Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon On Justin Bieber's New Album, Marriage Never Sounded So Terrible! Lena Dunham Says She Saw MAGA's Rise Coming Sarah Haskins in Target Women: Medicine [Current] Earlier: Sarah Haskins Tackles Tough Love Sarah Haskins Helps Women Name Their Lady Parts Sarah Haskins Explains The Sheer Evil Of Carl’s Jr. Ads Sarah Haskins Learns Valuable Lessons From Busty Blonde: Barbie Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars “Ex-Plosion” Sarah Haskins Calls Out Jez Commenters New Year, New You: Sarah Haskins Teaches You How To Diet Sarah Haskins Wishes You Happy Period Control Diamonds Are Not Sarah Haskins’ Best Friend Sarah Haskins Worries That Ann Curry’s Life Is In Danger Car Commercials Drive Sarah Haskins Crazy Sarah Haskins Takes On The Disney Princesses Sarah Haskins: Fiber Is Secret Code For Making You Poop Condoms, Cleaning Supplies & Crap: A Q&A With Sarah Haskins More from JezebelHow Swedish Soccer Fans Are Changing the Face of HooliganismWelp, Now We Know Why Sydney Sweeney Was at the Bezos WeddingIn Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
