The stars, young and old, came out last night for the premiere of Real Steel. It sounds like an 80’s porno, but apparently it’s just an action film with robots and Hugh Jackman.
Evangeline Lilly came to the premiere of Real Steel looking real soft. Her white gown is gorgeous and fits her amazingly. It was a smart choice to accent her dress with simple black accessories—earrings, clutch, and vintagey looking belt. What I can’t figure out—even after looking at her from every which angle and under every which lighting—is whether her belt is holding back the world’s longest cowl neck, or are we looking at a floor-length, partially attached scarf?
Wow. Someone was inspired to manipulate satin into a pair of eagle wings, arrange them into the shape of a W, attach ’em to the straps of a racerback bra, and then glue the whole thing onto the bottom half of a ball gown. I’m particularly impressed by how one of Olga Fonda’s wings is casting grim reaper shadows on her boob. Also, the dress is five inches too short. That’s some good-ass ass posing, though.
How was weird was this red carpet that some people showed up in full length gowns and spread-eagled eagle wings, and others looked like this? It pains me to talk smack about Natalie Maines, but girlfriend looks like she’s wearing head-to-toe H&M. Garcelle Beauvais’s outfit is way too casual for this event, although it would be a sassy outfit for a night out with the girls. I hate that she matched her shirt to her shoes and her nails to her necklace, and I hate hate hate foot cleavage on booties like that. Jaime Ray Newman makes me feel like a mean girl because I loathe what she’s wearing. The shape of her dress is boring, the colors aren’t interesting nor do they complement each other at all, the stripes are horrible, and the shoes are lazy.
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