SCOTUS Gift Guide: What to Buy the Unelected Justice Who Loves 18th Century Law

If you find yourself needing to bribe a judge without raising major red flags, consider these ethically appropriate and fitting alternatives to a private jet.

Gift Guide

One Single Horseshoe

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One Single Horseshoe
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Thomas has taken more than two dozen private jet flights. Conservative friends looking to subsidize his travel should instead consider sending him a shiny new horseshoe to protect his vehicle’s feet, as there was no air travel until 1903.

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