Does everyone remember 10 months ago when they started dating and everyone who has ever seen a television bellowed “SETH COHEN AND BLAIR WALDORF?!” What a long, crazy trip it’s been. According to an insider, Meester is “ecstatic.” Same, Leighton. Same. [Radar]
The good news won’t stop flowing in, like the ambrosia flowing into the goblets of the gods above (all of whom are celebrating the Meester-Brody union and weeping with joy).
Kelly Clarkson is expecting her first baby with husband
Brandon Blackstock, whom she married one month ago. She
tweeted, “I’m pregnant!!! Brandon and I are so excited! Best early Christmas present ever :)” Congrats to them! [
US]
And
Ginnifer Goodwin is pregnant as well! The
Once Upon a Time actress and her fiancee/costar
Josh Dallas are expecting. All other details — including the baby’s gender and the due date — are being kept private. Yay! CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE. [
E!]
In less happy news,
Miley Cyrus doesn’t have eyebrows any more. I screamed aloud when I saw the picture. I am not ready for eyebrows to go out of fashion, guys, and I’m so scared. Please be with me in this time of need. [
Pop Sugar]
- Harry Styles isn’t really sexting Taylor Swift 🙁 Sorry to ruin your whole week like this. [Gossip Cop]
- Taylor Swift was spotted “smiling and laughing” at a pub with Douglas Booth, the extremely handsome man who played Romeo in the world’s most recent Romeo and Juliet adaptation. Were the lyrics to Love Story (“You were Romeo/I was the scarlet letter”) a prophecy instead of the worst-ever reading of a 9th grade English curriculum? Discuss. [People]
- Ok, this isn’t celebrity gossip per se, buuuut… Cosmo posted all these pictures of bunnies reading Cosmo….. [Cosmo]
- Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith held hands in public!!! Everyone board up your windows before the outlandish worldwide celebrations cause widespread destruction. [E!]
- Jared Leto said that they should put some underwear on Oscar, that giant golden statue outside of the Oscars. “He’s a freeballer,” noted Leto. “And he’s got a very big sword, so there are a lot of Freudian things going on right here.” Indeed. [E!]
- Andy Cohen really made perfume out of Lady Gaga‘s urine. I don’t want to think about this ever again. [HuffPo]
- Jennifer Lawrence says Josh Hutcherson kisses “spongy,” whereas Liam Hemsworth kisses “scratchy.” So if you’re looking to incorporate household supplies into your Hunger Games-themed sexual games, I’d say go with a moist sponge and a brillo pad? [MTV]
- Lily Allen says she wrote a song about her Twitter feud with Azealia Banks. Uh-oh. [SFGate]
- DID HARRY STYLES WEAR PINK NAIL POLISH?!?!?!? I really don’t think he did? But also why not get yourself a nice manicure if you’re a millionaire? [ONTD]
- Miranda Kerr and Leonardo DiCaprio dined together in Las Vegas (OOoOOoOh!)… at different sides of a huge table filled with lots of people (uhhhh). [Page Six]
- Get your festive headdress and fringe bikini top out: Outkast might be reuniting at Coachella this year. [Billboard]
- Kendall Jenner, an 18-year-old professional model, posted an Instagram photo of her modeling with no bra on underneath her sweater and the Internet exploded and everyone wept. [The Hollywood Gossip]
