Sir Karl Jenkins Wants You to Know He Is Not Meghan Markle in Disguise
“Someone wrote that I was there to steal the crown jewels,” the 79-year-old Welsh composer said in a TikTok video. Sir, you are the crown jewels!
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You know what they say about mysterious old men with mustaches: If the mustache is a little too long, it’s probably Meghan Markle in disguise.
Internet conspiracy theorists were convinced, for some reason, that a 79-year-old Welsh composer present at King Charles III’s coronation was actually Markle, who previously said she would not be in attendance at the ceremony. While Prince Harry showed up for his dad, Meghan reportedly stayed back to celebrate son Archie Harrison’s fourth birthday, which happened to be on the same day. Enter Sir Karl Jenkins, stage left.
It all began when a photo of an elderly gentleman seated next to Andrew Lloyd Webber at the coronation went viral, according to the Daily Mail. Why zero in on this random man, you wonder, when that very same day, another grown man was cloaked in unserious fur, gold threads, and a bejeweled crown like a proper drag queen? Because this man was sporting a shag so perfectly coiffed á la The Spy Who Shagged Me that it could have been a wig. His face was partially obscured by giant aviators, which he wore indoors (suspicious!). And his handlebar mustache was so long it protruded past his jawline and looked barely taped on like a cheap Halloween costume. Who is he? What is he hiding? It seemed clear to many: That man is the Duchess of Sussex.