is hilarious. [
Sienna Miller,
JK Rowling and
Hugh Grant are among the “core participants” presenting evidence in court in the investigation of the
News Of The World phone hacking scandal. [
Moviefone,
BBC News]
Johnny Depp, a man always intent on hiding his hotness, wears creepy makeup to play 200-year-old vampire Barnabas Collins in the film adaptation of
Dark Shadows. Surely he and
Tim Burton know what they’re doing, but I am of the opinion that he looks not like a vampire but like a flapper mime. A pretty flapper mime. [
People]
Lindsay Lohan went to the grocery store, and took 20 items into the 15 items or fewer line. An older lady pointed this out, and LL snapped, “Mind your own business.” The cashier proceeded to ring up Lindsay’s stuff and Lindsay discovered she had no cash. As she left the store, a blonde extension fell out of her head, and the old lady picked it up and said, “I think you dropped something.” [
National Enquirer]
Wyclef Jean really digs
Sarah Palin. He calls himself a “huge fan.” Why? “Cause she’s rad. She’s shrewd. She’s cool. Because at the end of the day, I’m for the people, because this is the United States of America… this is what America’s really about. Anyone should have the right to say, ‘Look I can do the job and this is what qualifies me to do the job.'” Clef clarifies: “I’m not saying she could be the next president, you know, but there’s something about her. Heavy debates in my house. Whenever I say Sarah Palin, people think I’m crazy, but I like her, I do. I can like whoever. This is America, right?” [
Radar]
URGENT: Does
Jon Hamm look like
Fabio? Because that’s just not fair. Don Draper would never come up with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. [
The WoW Report via People]
- In July, when the Emmys were announced, Kate Winslet was in England taking a cooking class. “That particular day, we happened to be doing a butchery class. And, literally, as the email came through telling me that I had been nominated and that we had received 21 nominations overall – I am not kidding you – I was hacking up a chicken. Isn’t that great? I just love that story.”[AP]
- Saint Angelina is one with nature. [Showbiz Spy]
- Sean Penn‘s assistant slipped while taking a shower at his house in Malibu and dislocated her elbow. Sean wrapped her in a towel and rushed her to the hospital, and then sat on some steps and cried a little bit. [TMZ]
- Nancy Grace has lost 10 lbs. during Dancing With The Stars rehearsals, and says: “I just hope I don’t lose any weight in my boobs!” [Radar]
- Amanda Seyfried is dating a New York real estate exec. [Gatecrasher]
- In the works: A Pippa Middleton movie. (It will go straight ti DVD, but still.) [Daily Mail]
- Roman Polanski will attend the Zurich Film Festival on September 27, where he will accept a lifetime achievement award. [AP]
- LOL at Armie Hammer‘s wife grilling Leonardo DiCaprio on his slutty ways: “Tell me you’re not an asshole.” [Digital Spy]
- John Legend would like to save a man on Death Row. [Contact Music]
- “I did a couple of shots of vodka – definitely – beforehand, and then a couple of glasses of champagne as a celebration of never having to do that again,” — Keira Knightley, on a spanking scene in the movie A Dangerous Method, which examines the relationships between Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud. [Showbiz Spy]
- “It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed.” — Nicolas Cage. [Reuters]