Standing in the Shadow of the Monarchy at the Royal Wedding
LatestEvery fairy tale has its peasants; the existence of royalty demands the existence of subjects. Princes and princesses, kings and queens, put you in the position of watching, assigning you the role of witness to their power. Spectacle is one of the most powerful tools left to the Windsors, and they wield it expertly.
In America, the British royal family is the stuff of fairy tales and celebrity culture, largely detached from its real-world history and consequences. But standing among the cheering crowds, watching the newly minted Duke and Duchess of Sussex glide past, it was impossible not to feel the weight of a thousand years of power pressing down, the sheer asymmetry of the experience inescapably feudal.
The original Windsor Castle was the work of William “the Conqueror,” who was merely Duke of Normandy in what is now northern France until he seized control of England in 1066. You could say he kicked off the line that leads all the way to Queen Elizabeth II; his was the first name listed on the Buckingham Palace merch to commemorate her becoming the longest-reigning monarch, a string of names that would include much conquering of other peoples around the world.
William was a prodigious builder of castles, which were part of his military strategy to actually keep the crown he’d won on the bloody field of battle at Hastings, not far from the coast. You can see that legacy in the current incarnation of Windsor Castle, a massive gray, stone structure that’s partly medieval and partly 19th-century pseudo medieval and looks like an illustration from a storybook about knights and ladies fair. It sprawls around the Round Tower, which was begun in 1170 on the site of William’s original structure—and expanded in the 1800s to look more imposing. But while it’s been a residence rather than a proper fort for centuries, it still dominates the town below, all roads winding up to its battlements, clearly positioned with intent to survey and control the surrounding territory. The place feels like a company town, except the company is the British monarchy. The local district is officially the “Royal Borough of Windsor and Maidenhead,” because it contains a palace; the area still observes the law, dating to the 12th century, that says the Queen owns the all the local unmarked swans.
WAITING AROUND ON ROYALTY FOR HOURS, MY FLEECE BLANKET PURCHASED AT THE LAST MINUTE DRAGGING IN THE DIRT, REALLY DID CONJURE UP THE IMAGE OF PEASANTRY.
The 2.65 mile Long Walk, where I camped out overnight for the chance to see Harry and Meghan process through the town, unrolls from one of the castle’s many imposing gates, making you feel like an insignificant speck before the might of the monarch. On foot the gravel driveway feels eternal, like the other end is receding before you as you walk in twin rivers of green grass. It was originally created by Charles II, who was keen to reassert the Stuart line and the divine right of kings over the country that had executed his debauched father, before recalling him to England to restore the monarchy. (It’s especially striking when you compare the experience to that of walking around the original square mile City of London, which is clearly built to a tradesman’s scale, meant to be crossed on foot by somebody walking with purpose.) Waiting around on royalty for hours, my fleece blanket purchased at the last minute dragging in the dirt, really did conjure up the image of peasantry.
When Harry and Meghan finally appeared in their carriage, accompanied by mounted guard, it was striking how far above us they were. It’s easy to forget that horses are tall and, frankly, slightly terrifying to those on foot. There’s a reason that calvary struck fear into the hearts of the foot soldiers facing William and his Norman knights at Hastings—the same reason that cops have used horses to intimidate striking workers and control unruly crowds for centuries. Usually, upon encountering a celebrity, I’m struck by how normal they seem, just a fellow human scuttling around the face of the Earth. When Harry and Meghan passed, primed by the asymmetry of the whole experience, I thought to myself: Holy shit, that’s a literal prince.
But the affair also enthusiastically embraced new technology. The giant screens studding the town carried strikingly well choreographed footage of arriving guests, the ceremony itself, even Meghan’s car as it made its way from nearby Cliveden House. This feed wasn’t borrowed from a broadcaster, but rather the Palace itself actively packaging the experience for attendees. That’s the strategy for the young royals generally, using social media like any other modern celebrity, bypassing wherever possible the ravenous and unpredictable media to distribute their own carefully curated images via Instagram and Twitter. Those cute photos of the kids that Will and Kate distribute through Kensington Palace social media are an example of an ancient institution making use of modern tools. Which is not the same as modernizing—a subtle but important difference that goes to the heart of the monarchy’s continuing existence.
In one sense, monarchy is the most physical principle imaginable—the embodiment of the state in a single person, somebody who sweats and shivers and gets prickles when their leg has fallen asleep. But monarchy really exists in the abstract, in the realm of symbols. The Crown exists because a sufficient number of people agree it exists. The institution therefore lives in TV broadcasts watched by millions of people as much as it lives anywhere.
The symbolic realm is hotly contested, though.
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