That Rihanna 'Just Gets Tired of Men Sometimes' Is a Perfectly Fine Explanation for Most Things 

By Whitney Kimball  |  June 2, 2018 | 4:17pm
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There are no winners or losers here, just Rihanna whizzing down Sunset Boulevard in a Rolls-Royce leaving a trail of men’s hearts dashed by the wayside on a carpet of Giorgio Baldi wine glass shards. MediaTakeout News reports that “one of Rihanna’s gals” told them that Rihanna broke up with billionaire Hassan Jameel because “Of course Rihanna broke his heart. That’s what she does – break men’s hearts.”

“Rihanna just got tired of him,” they allegedly said. “She gets tired of men sometimes.”

The story is almost certainly untrue according to Gossip Cop, which maintains that they have not broken up, but it is true in like a cosmic sense, and I embrace it as an excuse for whatever Rihanna chooses to do or not do forever.

Soulstress Shailene Woodley briefly visited with Net-a-Porter in Stella McCartney to share that she, like her fellows Kylie Jenner and J Law, is deep down committed to the stress-free truth and get-away-from-it-all-ness of farming–like doing all the red carpet stuff in body, but identifying as a farmer in mind, if that makes sense? She also summed up today’s political climate:

“I don’t think I’ll be running in 2020, but it’s never something I would rule out.”

And vanished into the heather.