The Cast of The Dark Knight Rises Step It Up for European Premiere

By Tracie Egan Morrissey | July 19, 2012 | 4:50pm

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The Academy Award-winning A-listers of The Dark Knight Rises walked the red carpet in London for the film’s European premiere, rubbing elbows with the crème de la crème of UK’s reality TV stars that Americans totally don’t recognize.

Playing up to a Twiggy-influenced Flower Child look is much more suited to Anne Hathaway‘s pixie haircut than sexy dresses.

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The textured patterns of Marion Cotillard‘s separates modernized an otherwise retro look, which is super cool, but the cut and hemline of the skirt made the fit a little awkward.

Who the fuck are these people? The photo agency didn’t identify them. I do find their 1992-coordinated look to be endearing, though.

Florals: Annabelle Wallis, Peaches Geldof, and Emily Atack.

Hunks: Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Christian Bale.

LBDs: Tamara Ecclestone, Amal Fashanu, and Dakota Blue Richards.

Flowy: Pixie Lott, Kimberley Garner, Cheska Hull.

Okay. Again, these people were not identified by the photo agency, but I’m going to go out on a limb and assume they’re in some kind of boy band. There is so much “ew” going on here. I have never seen denim bastardized so much in one photo. Leopard-print ripped jeans. A gradient lavender shirt. Man jeggings. Acid-washed vest. What’s most confusing though, is the guy second from the left (in the pink pants that are hanging below his waist) that has defied logic and the laws of physics by somehow managing to make his jeans at once skin tight and baggy.