A more recent turn in Amanda Bynes’ ever-winding downward spiral into messy wigtown has been the repeated use of her go-to insult: “you’re ugly.” Like a bong from the 36th floor, she hurls it around with reckless abandon. She says it so much that—much like microdermal implants, Twitter, and vagina murder—it’s become her “thing.” Here, we review everyone who Bynes considers U-G-L-Y (you ain’t got no alibi).
Jay-Z
In February, Bynes addressed the rapper directly when she tweeted him a picture of himself, and saying, “Ugly face.” It seemingly came out of nowhere, but is actually familiar territory for Jay-Z, who has rapped in “Song Cry” that women “used to tell they friends I was ugly and wouldn’t touch me.” Becoming wealthy and famous had supposedly fixed all that—but apparently not entirely.
Perez Hilton
Nobody really cared when Bynes went after the gossip blogger’s looks in April, maybe because he became famous doing the exact same thing to celebrities earlier in his career. Bynes said:
[Perez] has never had a hot boyfriend. He makes being gay look bad! No one wants to be a single parent bc no man wants them.
Just because u talk about stars all day & pick terrible photos of us doesn’t make u famous! Ur face is ugly even @ ur thinnest!
Actually, the tweet in which she called him “ugly” had over 2,000 retweets and was favorited 1890 times, with many concurring with her sentiments. However, two months later Bynes backtracked, tweeting:
@PerezHilton you never look ugly! You look cute! Thanks for supporting me!
It was in response to Hilton wearing a T-shirt of a picture of Bynes’ recent bewigged court appearance.
Complex magazine’s writers
After Complex posted a video of Bynes sucking on Sour Patch Kid accompanied by, like, two paragraphs about the retired actress’ “erratic behavior” she tweeted quite possibly the best long-tweet in the history of the world:
@ComplexMag you’re ugly writers, I don’t want to be in your lame ass magazine thanks! So stop asking me! I just read an article saying I’m having a break down on twitter. I tweet like every person on earth. I’m not making empty threats on twitter. Everything I say will come true for me. I don’t need your advice thanks! Are any of you multi-millionaires? I highly doubt it! Because I’m loaded! Millionaires do things less desperately than average folks like you. You are pathetic writers and a lame excuse for a magazine. I have so much money that I’m giddy all day, every day. Not needing to work again is far more impressive than any of your ugly writers careers. You’re writers are so ugly I don’t even care to be in your magazine. Scott Mescudi always looks ugly on the cover of your magazine. I hope your magazine goes under and you all fail at life like you seem to be.
(Tanya Ghahremani, the girl who wrote that blog post for Complex, appears to be very cute.)
Kid Cudi
Some collateral damage in Bynes’ fight with Complex was her ex-bf Kid Cudi. Tweeting to Complex she said:
You’re dick-whipped by my ugly ex @ducidni whose looks and talent have always been questionable to me, him being the ugly duckling that he is and all. His best photos are shit compared to my best.
Later she claimed take-backsies:
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