Britney Spears has released the video for her song “Perfume” and it is not good. We knew it wouldn’t be good. The song is not good. The lyric video was not good. And yet, there is something, dare I say, interesting*, about how not good this video is.
* In this article “interesting” can be roughly translated to mean “the only things worth commenting on.”
1. How dead her love interest looks in this film when he is presumably a living man
He could totally get a job at Madame Tussaud’s as a wax figurine with those sculpted, hairless abs.
2. The idea that people put on perfume by posing like this
Or that anyone has a bathroom lit from the outside by this particular color of fuchsia.