They've Got Family Reunification Under Control
PoliticsThe Department of Homeland Security would like you to know that the government has not lost track of the migrant children it has separated from their parents. In a statement on Saturday night, after days of nationwide protests, DHS said that they “have a process” to “ensure that those adults who are subject to removal are reunited with their children for the purposes of removal,” read: make sure that children are not left God-knows-where in a detention center in the U.S. while their parents are deported. Which is happening.
In a “Fact Sheet,” the Department states that 522 “unaccompanied alien children” who were separated from adults under the zero-tolerance policy have been “reunited” by Customs and Border Patrol and 16 more are expected to be reunited within the day. ICE now has a “processing center” just for family reunification. The document makes it sound as simple as ICE, which holds parents, and the Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR), which holds children, making some phone calls. “Each entity plays a role in reunification,” it says. “This process is well coordinated.”
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