Things to Consider Before Sleeping With Your Ex
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As you read this, countless people are considering, engaging in or cleaning up from sex with their exes. You dear reader, may just have sent a booty call to an ex-flame. Or maybe you just received one. Some of you, and you know who you are, are reading this in a post-ex-coitus haze. Ex-sex is something constant and omnipresent. It spans time and transcends space.
Is that a good thing? Yes, according British Youtube “star” and blogger Emily Hartridge, who has just released a video called “You should have sex with your ex….10 Reasons Why.” The video — which is occasionally funny, occasionally stupid and occasionally not — is no masterpiece. But it does capture a bunch of reasons (10 to be precise) why people have sex with her exes. Let’s review and evaluate them, shall we?
It’s easy and convenient:
Well, that could be true, if you’re in contact with your ex, if your ex lives near by and at least one of you isn’t too lazy to leave home.
You already know what each other is like in bed.
Yeah, but what if the ex isn’t that great in the sack? Plus the element of surprise, novelty and anticipation is gone. Yes, this could make for a more comfortable (and, in turn, pleasurable) encounter. But it could also make for a more boring encounter.
You can tell them to stop if you don’t like what they’re doing.
Yes, but hopefully you are comfortable and assertive enough to tell anyone you’re having sex with, be it your ex or otherwise, to stop doing something you don’t like. Are you really going to lie there quietly while someone (especially someone you don’t know well) blows on your toes or tickles your nipples? Express yourself, girl!
Well, yeah, maybe if the sex takes place at their house and not yours. But your stuff may not be in plain sight and snooping around pre- or post-sex is kind of sketchy. And what if the sex is at your house? Let’s be honest: you may want to hold onto that ipod or sweatshirt your ex left behind. And now you have to say goodbye to that stuff. All for one dosage of ass.
It’s a good way to practice your new “moves.”
OK, this is a good reason. You get to practice without scaring off a new partner if the moves suck or somebody loses an eye.
You don’t have to care what their housemate thinks anymore.
Being broken up doesn’t give you license to be an asshole to your ex’s roommate. Neither walking around naked nor leaving a dump in the toilet is suddenly acceptable now that your relationship is over.
They might have become a lot hotter since the breakup, so it’s like sleeping with a new person.
Yeah, but they also may have got a lot less hot since the breakup. And now you’re stuck having sex with someone you’re less attracted to or making up a reason to get out of it. Try not to say, “It’s me, it’s totally not you or the fact that you’re a lot uglier than you were when we were dating.”