This Gleeful Ode to Muffin Tops Is Not About the Pastry
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Just about the only thing that could possibly redeem the stupid term “muffin top” is an extremely goofy novelty rap song by a mother of two with lyrics like, “You’re a mother-fucking warrior who likes to eat cake.” (She sang softly to herself, waiting in line at the bakery.) And what do you know? The Internet has obliged!