What a Sevigny/Pauly D Coupling Would Be Like


According to Chloe Sevigny, who’s finally elaborating on the rumor that they were an item: “That would be the weirdest couple in the world. It would be like the apocalypse.” They should probably try it out then!

It kind of sounds like maybe Chloe’s a bit intrigued by the idea, because when Interview asked whether the two were dating, she responded, “No, but I wish, because that would be hilarious.” And among all the Jersey Shore guys, she thinks he might be the highest-quality offering. “He seems more affable and kind of funny and easygoing” than the others,” she says.

Just think of all the cultural mash-ups that could emerge from such a union. Pauly D likes fashion, and so does Chloe, so together they could produce their own line of stylish t-shirts and t-shirt dresses. She likes music, and he likes music—why not DJ gigs together? They both work in film and television, so they have that in common as well. Chloe likes to get experimental with her looks—wonder what she’d look like with her hair all gelled up Pauly-style. She might be able to get away with it.

Sounds like a creative union that could spark revolutions! And a very performance piece-type wedding, if it ever came to that. Snooki and J-WOWW would be the bridesmaids, and Vincent Gallo could give the bride away.

Chloë Sevigny [Interview]

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