What the Actual Hell Is Up with Elle's New Coverline
LatestElle‘s first issue of the year 2015 came into our IRL inbox via Pony Express recently and there are some confusing things going on. Not Nicole Kidman, who is gorgeous if facially immutable, and a perfectly timed cover choice, as she is set to star in Jason Bateman’s The Family Fang, as well as Paddington.
Oh yes, all was going as planned with the cover lines announcing the contents of this next-year-anointing issue: “350+ Bold Ideas!” for fashion? Check. Nod to internet culture via a declaration that it will be the “BEST. YEAR. EVER.”? Check. Life-changing sex, the new hot fucking Spring silhouette, and 43 powerful women? Check, check, check. Yes, yes, all going swimmingly, nothing to see here, except WHAT.