Bobbi Kristina, the daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, is featured in the new issue of the National Enquirer. The 18-year-old is allegedly addicted to cocaine, and the pullquote reads,”I’m just like my mother.” Pictures of “Krissi,” as she is known to her friends, show her surrounded by lines of cocaine at two different parties. As you may recall, she was admitted to a psychiatric ward in 2008 after trying to kill herself. The mag claims she “smokes marijuana, guzzles beer and gets smashed on Everclear.” The source on all this, is, of course, a former boyfriend. He claims he’s trying to save her life; we suspect he made a pretty penny off of sharing the pix. Can you believe it was 2002 — almost ten years ago — that Whitney Houston said, in a interview with Diane Sawyer, “I make too much money to ever do crack” and “crack is cheap”? A family with standards! [National Enquirer from the newsstand]
Angelina Jolie, United Nations Goodwill Ambassador, has issued a statement about Libya, and the world at large. Quoth Saint Angelina: “It is critical that all parties respect the fundamental right of people in danger to flee to safety — whether civilians caught in conflict in their own country or refugees and asylum seekers caught in new conflicts. All I’m asking is that civilians be protected and not targeted or harmed. The world needs to address this moment. We have to give people safe passage, evacuation if needed, and ensure they have asylum. We don’t want to look back and find their deaths are on our hands.” Our Lady Of Multiculti Children then held out her hand, and the devotees knelt, showering her with kisses and promises of cryptic tattoos. [Contact Music]
It’s not that Bill Clinton turned down Tina Fey‘s invitation to do a cameo appearance on 30 Rock — his “people” denied the request without even asking him! Bubba in a scene with Liz Lemon would have been epic. Shame. [Page Six]
Justin Bieber‘s hair sold for over $40,000 in a charity auction organized by Ellen DeGeneres. Proceeds will go to The Gentle Barn Foundation, an animal rescue organization in California. Bits of Beebs’ locks will be mixed in with the hay, and when tiny piglets snuggle up against the tresses, they will magically be given the ability to speak English and make friends with spiders. [NYDN]
- Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds were supposed to team up in a movie again — an action-comedy called Most Wanted — but when asked about the flick, Sandy said: “Who knows… That could be eight years down the line. I have no idea.” [E!]
- The guy who wrote Britney‘s jam “Hold It Against Me” is suing The Bellamy Brothers for claiming the track is a rip-off off their song, “If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?” Pick-up artists around the world could not be reached for comment. [TMZ]
- Britney‘s new album has a rock track featuring Travis Barker. Edgy! [Contact Music]
- Good question: ‘What Did Beyoncé Do With That Gaddafi Money?” The answer seems to be: Donated it to Haitian relief efforts. [DListed, NY Post]
- Ashton Kutcher‘s “Twitter Blog” was hacked. [Contact Music]
- Lindsay Lohan was turned away from Madonna‘s Oscar party, “and not even handsome hottie Josh Brolin could get her inside.” He even said, “Do you know who this is?” Oh, they knew. And would not let LL attend the party. She left, saying, “This is so humiliating.” [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan has something to say about her dad, Michael Lohan: “I am sorry that my father has continually chosen to speak publicly about our relationship, my mother, my siblings, and my professional team Lindsay told RadarOnline.com in her exclusive statement. I am working through my recovery day-by-day and find his public media bouts unnecessary and damaging.” [Radar Online]
- Kim Kardashian pulled out her very sexiest sexyface for these Midori ads. Or maybe her mouth is parted like that because there’s a cocktail in her cleavage. [Radar Online]
- Paula Abdul called 911 during a Valentine’s Day drive with her boyfriend. [TMZ]
- Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnik was in a TNA Wrestling match, and got “throttled” and “whooped on.” [TMZ]
- Here is a new picture from the set of Breaking Dawn. SparkleVamp in the snow! [E!]
- Bee tee dubs, Robert Pattinson was asked whether there are similarities between his off-screen and on-screen love lives. He replied: “Are you asking me if I’m really a vampire? Yes. Um. No, not reallyIt’s pretty hard to… It’s just very traumatic.” KStew traumatized him, you guys! [Vanity Fair via NYDN]
- Breaking: Johnny Depp shaved. [Perez]
- The Black Eyed Peas will play a “massive” summer show in Central Park, which means damaged grass and tons of garbage. [Page Six]
- Snooki is on the cover of Rolling Stone… But so is Wiz Khalifa? Confused. [The Life Files]
- “I’ve lost 60 pounds, and I have 30 or 40 more to go… I think with this strenuous, rigorous dance schedule, I think it’s going to work. It’s exciting.” — Kirstie Alley, on Dancing With The Stars. [NYDN]