Here’s why the tabloids shouldn’t freak out every time Suri is spotted with a pacifier or high heels: It lessens the impact when she does something truly age-inappropriate, like handling Penis Gummies. The paparazzi caught Suri playing with a box of “fruity flavored penis gummies” at Serendipity in New York yesterday (The Daily Mail has blurred out parts of the box for your protection.) According to E!, Katie Holmes refused to buy the candies, and since Suri probably thought the box said “ice cream cone gummies,” we’re guessing she emerged from the incident unscathed.
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