“Hey, where’d that kid get a Hitler doll?” “Why are you shaving a baby?” “PUT DOWN THAT GRENADE THIS INSTANT!”
Yesterday news broke that Play-Doh had been accused of breaking the cardinal rules of humanity, namely selling accidentally dick-shaped toys and ruining the Christmas of a woman named Jennifer who obviously has nothing better to do with her life than freak the fuck out about the fact that things look like dicks. To be honest, I wonder if Jennifer yells about how disgusting the bananas are down at the supermarket or refuses to use a rolling pin in the presence of her real and impressionable small children.
Jennifer, if you’re reading this, you’ve got much more awful things to think about. Viralnova has put together a list of the world’s most inappropriate children’s toys and “the extruder” has nothing on the baby you shave, the horsie that poops rainbows or the teddy bear that’s a little too into that kinky stuff. Why are you wearing a ball gag, bear? Why? (Speaking of which have you guys read this? It’s pretty terrifying.)
The most terrifying toy of all, however, isn’t sexual in nature at all. Check out this commercial (that I will post every chance I get) and tell me it’s not going to give you nightmares for the rest of your life.)
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