Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling went out last night: It was the premiere of his new flick, The Place Beyond The Pines. Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling looked rather uncomfortable on the red carpet — hands shoved in pockets, eyes vaguely bemused, visibly using every drop of his patience to make it through the rigamarole. Your boyfriend wore a velvet suit. Don’t you want to stroke your boyfriend?
Your boyfriend is thinking about a Thai restaurant, a beach in Mexico, your bed, and a few other places he’d rather be.