Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Went Out Last Night


Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling went out last night: It was the premiere of his new flick, The Place Beyond The Pines. Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling looked rather uncomfortable on the red carpet — hands shoved in pockets, eyes vaguely bemused, visibly using every drop of his patience to make it through the rigamarole. Your boyfriend wore a velvet suit. Don’t you want to stroke your boyfriend?

Your boyfriend is thinking about a Thai restaurant, a beach in Mexico, your bed, and a few other places he’d rather be.

Um, your boyfriend’s girlfriend was also there last night, looking gorgeous and sexy. Sorry.

Your other boyfriend Bradley Cooper and his greasy unwashed hair were also in attendance.

Images via Getty.

PS: Your boyfriend’s movie looks like it could be good.

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