Your Cat Is Judging Every Single Damn Thing You Do


As hard as you work to love and care for your cats, every cat owner knows one thing is absolutely true: No matter what you do, that cat is judging you harsher than a Russian judge during an Olympic figure skating event.

Buzzfeed knows cats are benevolent yet bloodthirsty, scheming overlords really wonderful pets, “but sometimes they give you that look like Regina George judging you.” God forbid you don’t leap out of bed at exactly 5 a.m. to sprint into the kitchen to serve up a delicious bowl of kibble. You’re not tired. You’re just an asshole, according to all cats everywhere. And how DARE you make a disgusted face at that dead bird your cat just dragged into the bathroom while you were relaxing in a candlelit tub, listening to the soothing sounds of Yanni. Do you even know how hard that cat worked to bring you that bird? DO YOU?

Also, fuck your cup.

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