Your Cat Is Judging Every Single Damn Thing You Do

By Night Editor | November 4, 2014 | 4:30am

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As hard as you work to love and care for your cats, every cat owner knows one thing is absolutely true: No matter what you do, that cat is judging you harsher than a Russian judge during an Olympic figure skating event.

Buzzfeed knows cats are ~~benevolent yet bloodthirsty, scheming overlords~~ really wonderful pets, “but sometimes they give you that look like Regina George judging you.” God forbid you don’t leap out of bed at exactly 5 a.m. to sprint into the kitchen to serve up a delicious bowl of kibble. You’re not tired. You’re just an asshole, according to all cats everywhere. And how DARE you make a disgusted face at that dead bird your cat just dragged into the bathroom while you were relaxing in a candlelit tub, listening to the soothing sounds of Yanni. Do you even know how hard that cat worked to bring you that bird? DO YOU?