You're Never Too Young For Ass-Sculpting Shoes That Don't Work
LatestYou may know Sketchers as the company that makes the problem area solving shoes for adults that don’t work. They’re also an aesthetic abomination that may cause you to roll your ankle, but people will buy anything that offers the faint promise of the appearance of physical fitness without the actual doing of physical work. They’ll also buy anything that promises to help parents live vicariously through their children, and what America’s parents want are hot daughters.
Breaking news from my head: Little girls should not worry about toning their thighs and butts. They have decades of adulthood to develop a fucked up enmity with their bodies; why can’t we give them their first decade of life free from the “You’re Fat, Ergo Buy This Product” cacophony.