All-female reboots are offensive and also not cool. You know what’s not offensive and definitely cool? Reboots that only feature babies.
Jezebel is a site with a strong pro-baby stance, in that one of your editors is an actual baby who wears diapers, and of course, everyone on staff shares a deep fondness for Ariana Grande, demon-hunter, tiny chanteuse and known baby. The culture wars grow ever more fraught in the age of social media; it’s hard to say something that will please your audience in this time of identity politics and tone-correction. But we’re going to go out on a limb here, cut through the bullshit and say what everyone’s thinking: this movie would be better if it starred a baby.
We put forth for your consideration a list of all-baby reboots we’d like to see.
Baby Psycho
The Godbaby
Lord of the Babies: The Return of the Baby
One Baby Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
All-Baby Koyaanasqatsi
Babies of the Lost Ark
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