Michael Bloomberg will not be running for president, bringing up the average height of current primary contenders by some significant measure, no doubt. [Washington Post]
Oregon might be getting closer to effectively abolishing the death penalty. Could be good to just actually abolish the death penalty, also. [The Oregonian]
Will the president be probed? What is the status of the probe? Where is the probe? Hard to say. [CNN]
There goes Susan Collins being selectively and only barely useful again. [Bangor Daily News]
In the end, vaping prevails against Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Scott Gottlieb, who is resigning. [NBC News]
The Babadook in trouble again because of his Bababook. [Washington Post]
Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish: