Also Not Ran


Tuesday? Cry time with a brand new union contract.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Michael Bloomberg will not be running for president, bringing up the average height of current primary contenders by some significant measure, no doubt. [Washington Post]
  • Another Jeff? In this economy? [New York Times]
  • Pow pow pow. Pew pew. [Media Matters]
  • JP Morgan Chase is doing one less evil thing with its money. [Reuters]
  • Everybody gets a book, I see. [The Daily Beast]
  • Oregon might be getting closer to effectively abolishing the death penalty. Could be good to just actually abolish the death penalty, also. [The Oregonian]
  • Will the president be probed? What is the status of the probe? Where is the probe? Hard to say. [CNN]
  • There goes Susan Collins being selectively and only barely useful again. [Bangor Daily News]
  • In the end, vaping prevails against Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Scott Gottlieb, who is resigning. [NBC News]
  • The Babadook in trouble again because of his Bababook. [Washington Post]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.

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