Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Amy Winehouse has checked into rehab. Again. And she stopped to buy a bottle of vodka on the way there. Apparently before she decided to go to the clinic, she burst into a hair salon and stumbled into the loo. Then she came out and said, “I just puked all over your bathroom.” Plus ça change and all that. [Contact Music]
Lawyers for X-Men director Matthew Vaughn describe the story about him being the father of January Jones‘s fetus as an “absolute lie.” No one will admit to being the sperm donor! Perhaps January experienced an immaculate conception? [Page Six]
If you go over to Lady Gaga‘s house, think about this before you sit down: “A couch I made love on with a guy for six years is the same couch in my apartment. I hug the sofa and kiss the floor every time I come in.” Sweet, and kinda gross. [Contact Music]
Jose Canseco has been Tweeting his love for Lady Gaga. He wrote: “I love Lady Gaga. I wish I could meet her. I would marry her in a second. I am her knight in baseball armor.” Then later, he Tweeted: “Lady Gaga where r u did u get my marriage proposal I am at cocoa casino in yuma Arizona.” Surely she’s on her way right now, dude. You just sit there and wait. [ONTD]
Happy Birthday Chris Colfer! The Glee star turns 21 today. [Radar Online]
Kim Kardashian and her fiancé, Kris Humphries, are celebrating their engagement in Monaco with Kris’s family. “I wanted to propose before the trip so we could really spend some quality time together with my family as a couple,” Humphries says. “I planned it out this way.” This is how it’s going to be from now on. Engagement parties, bridal showers, constant celebration, televised wedding, inane details. Yay. [People]
Kim Kardashian‘s gargantuan engagement ring has two secret inscriptions etched into it. Bible passages. Or maybe all of Genesis. There’s room. [TMZ]
- Wow: Curb Your Enthusiasm‘s Cheryl Hines seems to be dating Robert F. Kennedy Jr. [Page Six]
- American Idol love: Lauren Alaina says Scotty McCreery “might” be her boyfriend. Oh. Wait. Scotty says he is single and they are just friends. [ET]
- Someone tried to take Paris Hilton‘s luxury SUV out for a drive and accidentally backed into her pink Bentley, damaging both cars. This is why we can’t have nice things! [TMZ]
- Maria Shriver and Bono had lunch at the Ivy, the place you go when you want everyone to know who you are having lunch with. [TMZ]
- Here is Justlena or Biebez or whatever making out on a beach in Maui. [Just Jared]
- Regis on Dancing With The Stars? [Perez]
- Hottie James McAvoy almost killed hottie Michael Fassbender with a golf cart. Boys! [Daily Express]
- The Lion King is returning to theaters, yay! Oh. In digital 3D. Boo. [The Hollywood Reporter]
- Peter Fonda, 72, is getting married for the third time. Mazel! He just has to wait until his divorce from his second wife is finalized. [Daily Express]
- “Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain, but you come out of it… I don’t think I want to get married again… But you always re-evaluate these things. — Ryan Reynolds. [Details via Daily Mail]