And Now, The Answers To Our Quiz!

By Hortense Smith | April 25, 2009 | 10:30pm

If you’ve completed our super stupid Saturday quiz, then it is time to tally up your scores and see just which romantic comedy cliche you are. Your extremely dumb results await you after the jump.

If You Answered Mostly A’s: You’re The Sassy Singer
Life is tough, lady friend. When the chips are down, you pick yourself up by putting on some pop song from the 60’s and singing along, hairbrush in hand. Sometimes your friends will join you! Sometimes, you go it alone, to show the audience how adorable you can be. And sometimes, the man you love will catch you in the act—but don’t worry, you’re so full of fun and pep that he’ll just love you even more! Your cinematic counterparts: Meg Ryan in Sleepless in Seattle, Susan Sarandon in Stepmom, Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

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If You Answered Mostly B’s: You’re The Tough Cookie With A Broken Heart
Nobody understands love like you do. And nobody understands first love like you do. You know, deep down, that you’re destined to be with that impossible man who may have broken your heart, but still holds it in the palm of his hand. You’ll try to fight it, you put up a front that you don’t care, you may even almost marry someone else, and your friends may try to steer you away from a lost love, but eventually, you get your man…and your destiny. Unless, of course, you finally come to terms with the fact that he has moved on, and then you’ll just get a really bittersweet type of closure. Your cinematic counterparts: Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama, Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story, Julia Roberts in My Best Friend’s Wedding

If You Answered Mostly C’s: You Are The Sassy Best Friend Nobody’s gonna stop you, girlfriend! Your wacky ways allow you to give sassy, hilarious advice to your straight-laced friend who just can’t seem to get her love life in order. You’re always there with a one-liner and a reminder that “men are like shoes” whenever your friends need it. And you look hot doing it, too! Sometimes you can be a backstabbing bitch, but you take your comeuppance with a grain of salt…and a lot of alcohol. Your cinematic counterparts: Judy Greer in 13 Going On 30, Christine Taylor in The Wedding Singer, Kim Cattrall in Sex and the City

If You Answered Mostly D’s: You Are A Powerful Magazine Editor
You’ve reached the top and nobody is going to slow you down. You spend most of your time talking about your powerful magazine, destroying people in the name of your powerful magazine, and shopping for clothes that a real magazine editor could never afford. You don’t have time for love…until someone wins your heart and makes you realize that your career isn’t as important as making out and whatever! You eventually realize that your lifelong dreams were like, totally wrong, and that all the work you put in at your desk should have been put into finding a MAN, girlfriend! Your cinematic counterparts: Jennifer Garner in 13 Going on 30, Kate Hudson in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

If You Answered Mostly E’s: You Are The Makeover Candidate
Sure, you’re lovable. But only when you’re beautiful. That’s why your friends, family, or relative strangers come together to make sure you look exactly like they want you to look. How are you ever going to find love looking like your frumpy, pathetic self? Everyone knows a montage featuring eyebrow waxing, lipstick application, and falling down while trying on expensive clothes is the way to true happiness. Your cinematic counterparts: Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club, Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality, Rachel Leigh Cook in She’s All That.

Thanks for taking our quiz! Now get out there and embrace those cliches, ladies! True love is waiting for the stereotypical version of you!