Andy Cohen Is Out Here Sending Strangers’ Nudes to Kelly Ripa

“Let’s call him Bobby,” Ripa continued. “It just says, ‘Bobby’s cock,’ and it’s, like, a text from Andy Cohen: ‘Bobby’s cock.’”

Who, then, is the pseudonymous Bobby of the mystery cock? Cohen explained on the podcast that he wanted to have a “sex romp” with a straight couple in Boston. Bobby, we’ll have to assume, is the hetero man in the couple, who had sent a dick pic in preparation for the threesome, which never came to fruition.

Though I personally love when my closest friends describe in detail their latest sexual encounters over French 75s, I would be horrified to be on the receiving end of an unknown member, regardless of whether a best friend sent it or not. Dick pics are risky business enough as is—even more so in the middle of the work day. Like, I said: Jump scare!

And unfortunately, this is not the first time we’re having to hear about Cohen’s yearning to fuck a straight couple; he also committed it to print in his book, The Daddy Diaries.

“Mark [Consuelos, her husband] and I get very nervous with this stuff on your behalf,” Ripa said on the podcast. “I’m constantly convinced that it’s going to be a couple of serial killers.”

Cohen, who is a single dad of 4-year-old son Benjamin and 1-year-old daughter Lucy, was spotted on dating apps Scruff and Grindr shortly after his son was born, and told Page Six that he was “on a lot of dating sites” one month after the birth of his daughter. “I really use them more as video games,” he said.

Aside from the ethically sketchy distribution of a fuck buddy’s erotic photos, I’m chalking this one up to two thirsty gals gabbing about dick—although I motion for these conversations to be kept private moving forward. I do not need to know any more about Cohen or Ripa’s sex lives.