Angie & Brad's Bodyguard To Dish Dirty Details?

  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt‘s former bodyguard Mickey Brett might pen a tell-all or sell a TV show based on his life working for the A-list couple.

The thing is, how juicy can it possibly be? We’re not talking Courtney Love-style antics with those two; it’s probably like, strollers, diapers, sex, travel, diapers, diapers, sex, movie set, diapers, diapers diapers. (Sex!) [MSNBC]

  • Angelina and Brad‘s “hot shot” attorney, Marty Singer, is calling the bodyguard a “pathological liar.” [LA Times]
  • As part of the trial, the court has learned that Tyra‘s stalker slipped into her TV studio asking to see his “very good friend.” [NY Daily News]
  • Parts of Heidi and Spencer‘s wedding had to be retaped after a generator went out in the church. Romantic! [Page Six]
  • Chris Noth has indeed signed on for Sex And The City 2 Electric Boogaloo or Sex And The City 2 The Streets or whatever but Sarah Jessica Parker says she doesn’t know if Carrie and Big will have kids. She also has no “clue” whether Dancing With The Stars phenom Gilles Marini will be in the sequel but my Magic 8 Ball says: Duh. [E!]
  • Marc Jacobs is helping Madonna and Jesus Luz stay together! A source spills: “[Marc] wrote a letter of support for Jesus’ work permit. Marc campaigned for Jesus, saying he is highly talented and a necessity to the label.” Also, this report calls Madge a ” well-connected cougar.” Let’s all get reductive! [MSNBC]
  • Sniffle! According to this source, when Jesus Luz walked in a recent fashion show, “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.” Then they wouldn’t let him play any reindeer games. [Gatecrasher]
  • Casey Aldridge has been hospitalized since Sunday when he flippped his pickup truck and suffered a head injury; he will be moved from the ICU on Monday. [People]
  • Rihanna is in Barbados with a “Chris Brown lookalike,” which basically means the guy is black. [Daily Mail]
  • “I try to be a friend for Miley,” Billy Ray Cyrus says. “I know that’s not everyone’s parenting style… A friend, partner as an actor, a singer, songwriter and let her be a teenage girl and do her thing.” Is that why you guys have matching highlights? [MSNBC]
  • Uh, what? Susan Boyle has issued an ultimatum to Simon Cowell: “Let me sing or I’ll quit the show.” Apparently she is miffed that she has to wait five weeks before her next appearance on Britain’s Got Talent. [Daily Express, The Sun]
  • There are several horrifying things about this story involving Michael Jackson and his kids shopping at the Ed Hardy store in L.A.: First, the children are wearing school uniforms and feathered masquerade masks; second, MJ is wearing a fedora, headscarf, surgical mask and hideous green blazer; third, Michael Jackson’s PANTS are BEYOND FUG. [Daily Mail]
  • Robert Pattinson will star in a romantic drama called Remember Me, the story of a young couple whose relationship is complicated by a series of family tragedies. He’ll be shooting in New York, so get ready to stalk the sparkly vampire in the gritty city. The leading lady role has not yet been cast: Who do you think it should be? [Mirror]
  • In this video, Lost‘s Evangeline Lily talks about Jack and Sawyer. Uh, Matthew Fox and Josh Holloway. Anyway there’s a nanosecond in which Sawyer has his shirt off and he is kissing Kate so click for that. [Breitbart]
  • Snoop Dogg was in court yesterday, denying that he hit a dude with a brass-knuckle microphone. The guy in question has testified that he woke up backstage, naked and in a pool of blood; Snoop’s position on this is that the man ran up on stage and security intervened, thinking Snoop was being attacked. [AP]
  • “Intimate” pictures of Carla Bruni and an ex-lover were stolen during a burglary in Paris and apparently the “thieves appeared to know exactly what they were looking for.” [Daily Mail]
  • Here’s a “cute” story about Justin Timberlake pressuring Jessica Biel to get wasted: “Everyone was doing shots of tequila, but Jess said she didn’t want to drink anymore. Justin good-naturedly insisted, so she pulled her hair back and drank up!” [Gatecrasher]
  • For $40, superfans can take a Gossip Girl bus tour of New York, and see the locations which serve as the homes and school of the characters. Just remember, only plebes take the bus. [Gothamist]
  • Renée Zellweger turned 40 and Dan Abrams, Hugh Grant, Bradley Cooper, Neil Patrick Harris, Madonna, Kelly Ripa and Harry Connick Jr. were among the revelers. [Page Six]
  • That dude Marilyn is still telling anyone who will listen that he was in a relationship with Gavin Rossdale in the ’80s. [Daily Express]
  • Pharrell Williams has been getting laser removal of his tattoos, which looks traumatizing, and now he’s wearing a sling he made from a Burberry scarf. Ink removal must be really really really painful. [The Life Files, The Life Files]
  • Something something financial crisis something something Aussie bank ANZ something something spent $1 million bringing Paris and Nicky Hilton to Australia for a New Year’s Eve party in Sydney. [Sydney Morning Herald]
  • Shirley Jones, the mom on The Partridge Family, will be topless on an upcoming episode of A&E’s The Cleaner. This report snipes, “We hope with her back to the camera.” [Page Six]
  • Edie Falco says she would gladly do a Sopranos flick: “I don’t actually see it happening, but I’ve been surprised before.” [E!]
  • The Daily Fail asked Joan Collins how she would makeover Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, and Joan was delighted and thorough: “Camilla should invest in a one-piece bodysuit that hugs her figure and pulls her in at the waist. And shoulder pads are excellent for improving shape. […] A richer, honey-blonde shade, with paler highlights at the front and sides, would bring light to her face. […] Finally, Camilla’s mouth is crying out for a strong-coloured lipstick.” [Daily Mail]
  • Don Johnson will play a “mustachioed porn director” in Born To Be A Star, the porn-themed Adam Sandler comedy. The plot? A small-town nerd learns his quiet and demure parents were famous porn stars in the 70s, and this inspires him to head for Hollywood and fullfill his destiny banging on camera. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Amanda Peet has joined the cast of Gulliver’s Travels, which stars Jack Black. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Dynasty star Linda Evans is the winner of the UK’s Hell’s Kitchen 2009. [Daily Mail]
  • A lady is suing Wolfgang Puck due to a terrible incident which occurred in the bathroom of his Beverly Hills restaurant Spago, which I’d prefer not to get into so early in the day. [TMZ]
  • Blind item! “Which Oscar winner’s girlfriend won’t let him get to third base? She’s afraid of STDs.” [Gatecrasher]
  • “They tried to arrest me in Russia, for leather at St. Basil’s. But all is calm in the red square, as I leave the east Parisbound.” — Lady GaGa. [Perez]
  • “I’ve actually broken up with boyfriends for inspiration. When I hit a period of not being able to write music, I get up and walk away. It’s pretty mean but it’s true.” — Lily Allen. [Daily Express]
  • “I’ve had to end good relationships, and I know how we talked about them, and tried to be nice and everything, but I think … maybe that bruised a little bit more on the other side than I noticed, or than it did me. Because when you flip it over, I know there were times when I was the dumpee or whatever, and I was like, ‘No way am I showing her how much this is hurtin.'” — Matthew McConaughey. [USA Today]
  • “Steve-O was scared and nervous, we needed to take him to the mental ward — I instructed the guys that if he doesn’t want to go, knock him out, but he went and he’s actually doing really good now. He’s in so much a better place now and I’m really proud of him.” — Johnny Knoxville. [The Star]
  • “It’s true that I’ve never had a burning desire to rebel against my parents. But in other respects I think I have rebelled. I mean, I rebelled against my record label when they wanted to shelve me, and I’ve rebelled against people trying to push me around in the recording studio. To me, that’s always been much more exciting than going out and getting drunk. I remember at high school trying to cheer up my girlfriends who were crying in the bathroom after some party when they couldn’t remember who they’d made out with the night before. You see, I don’t ever want to be that girl in the bathroom crying.” — Taylor Swift. [Telegraph]
  • “We try to protect ourselves from being fully in love and fully open and fully vulnerable, and really all we’re doing is protecting ourselves from love and real love and the opportunity to really learn and grow with another person, so it’s actually really detrimental, and you think it’s helping.” – Pink. [Yahoo News via AP]
  • “The Type A thing is a big misunderstanding. It’s funny to me that I have been portrayed as a closed-off, uptight person. I’m very open. Type A is my blood type.” — Reese Witherspoon. [Elle UK]
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