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Supple, Young Joe Biden Is Now AvailableBy Rich JuzwiakJuly 31, 2020 | 6:15pm -
Jared Kushner Scrapped a National Covid-19 Response Because it Was Hitting Democratic StatesBy Molly OsbergJuly 30, 2020 | 9:22pm -
Trump's Predictable Ass Wants to Delay the 2020 ElectionBy Ashley ReeseJuly 30, 2020 | 5:20pm -
Herman Cain Dead From Coronavirus Complications After Attending Trump's Rally, Criticizing Mask MandatesBy Ashley ReeseJuly 30, 2020 | 3:51pm -
Powerful Biden Supporters Are Waging a Campaign Against Kamala HarrisBy Lauren EvansJuly 30, 2020 | 2:55am -
Idiot Republican Congressman Thinks Wearing a Mask Gave Him CoronavirusBy Ashley ReeseJuly 29, 2020 | 10:11pm - Susan Rice Wants Biden to Win, Whether She's VP or NotBy Lisa FischerJuly 29, 2020 | 5:15pm
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NYPD Releases Protester After Brutally Shoving Her Into Unmarked VanBy Ashley ReeseJuly 29, 2020 | 4:20pm
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The Republican Party Continues the Hallowed Tradition of Blaming Its Anti-Semitism on HackersBy Esther WangJuly 29, 2020 | 3:24pm
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What Does Politico Know That We Don't Know???By Rebecca FishbeinJuly 29, 2020 | 2:05am
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Department of Homeland Security Escalates Its War on ChildrenBy Emily AlfordJuly 28, 2020 | 9:30pm
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Ivanka Trump Is Trying to Act Like Her Father's Administration Cares About Native American WomenBy Ashley ReeseJuly 28, 2020 | 6:20pm
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Seems Like the President Forgot to Ask the Yankees If He Could Throw Their Ball AroundBy Esther WangJuly 28, 2020 | 1:53pm
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L.A. Sheriff Uses Sexist Slur Against County Supervisor in Facebook Live RantBy Lauren EvansJuly 28, 2020 | 1:40am
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Republicans to Out of Work Americans: Eat Shit and Die, Losers!By Esther WangJuly 27, 2020 | 10:00pm
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Missouri Senator Josh Hawley Would Like to Remind Us He Hates AbortionBy Esther WangJuly 27, 2020 | 1:55pm
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We Won't Get to See Trump Throw a Ball on TV, After AllBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 27, 2020 | 12:40am
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Unemployment Boosts and Housing Protections End as Coronavirus Cases Continue to RiseBy Harron WalkerJuly 26, 2020 | 9:57pm
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Demon Fight!!!!!!!!!!By Harron WalkerJuly 26, 2020 | 6:51pm
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Bar Exam Takers Prohibited from Smuggling in Tampons and Other Obvious Cheating AidsBy Harron WalkerJuly 25, 2020 | 8:37pm
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Kayleigh McEnany Strikes Fear in the Hearts of Toddlers Everywhere, Erroneously Reports Paw Patrol's CancelationBy Ashley ReeseJuly 24, 2020 | 10:20pm
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Trump Still Thinks Cosplaying As Richard Nixon Will Help Him Win the Votes of (White) Suburban WomenBy Esther WangJuly 24, 2020 | 3:00pm
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Chicago Activist Groups Sue to Block Federal Agents From Interfering With ProtestsBy Justice NamasteJuly 24, 2020 | 1:27am
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Stephen Miller's Boss Seems to Have Killed His GrandmaBy Alexis Sobel FittsJuly 23, 2020 | 10:05pm
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Accuses Ted Yoho Of Using Wife, Daughters as a 'Shield' For His MisogynyBy Ashley ReeseJuly 23, 2020 | 5:17pm
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World's Stupidest Fascist Can't Stop Bragging About Passing a Test to Detect DementiaBy Esther WangJuly 23, 2020 | 2:50pm
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Dr. Fauci Is Sick Of You BitchesBy Ashley ReeseJuly 22, 2020 | 10:12pm
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Extremely Rich Senator Thinks She's Been CanceledBy Ashley ReeseJuly 22, 2020 | 9:30pm
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Trump Briefly Reminisces About Hanging Out In Palm Beach With Accused Child Abuser Ghislaine MaxwellBy Ashley ReeseJuly 22, 2020 | 3:24pm
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Tucker Carlson Advocates for Doxing Journalists Who Are Not Tucker CarlsonBy Emily AlfordJuly 21, 2020 | 9:30pm
- I Listened to This Clip 1000 Times To Determine if a Reporter Called Kayleigh McEnany a 'Lying Bitch' [Updated]By Lisa FischerJuly 21, 2020 | 7:10pm
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Rep. Ted Yoho Called Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez a 'Fucking Bitch' at WorkBy Hazel CillsJuly 21, 2020 | 3:00pm
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DNC Attempts to Convert the 3 Republican Voters Who Hate Trump More Than They Hate AbortionsBy Esther WangJuly 20, 2020 | 9:20pm
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Kimberly NodsBy Ashley ReeseJuly 20, 2020 | 3:38pm
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The Only Good Wall Is Made of Moms Who Hate the FedsBy Esther WangJuly 20, 2020 | 2:00pm
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Trump Administration Misuses the Word 'Violence' to Justify State Violence in PortlandBy Harron WalkerJuly 19, 2020 | 9:40pm
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Trump Bestie Roger Stone Called a Black Radio Host a Racist Slur Live on AirBy Harron WalkerJuly 19, 2020 | 7:33pm
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Civil Rights Leaders John Lewis and C.T. Vivian Died Within Hours of Each OtherBy Harron WalkerJuly 18, 2020 | 7:22pm
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Cute: Trump and Pence Are Still Trying to Convince Us That Biden Is a Radical LeftistBy Ashley ReeseJuly 17, 2020 | 10:30pm
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GOP Warns That Elizabeth Warren's Dog, Democratic Pets Are Uniting for Some Voter FraudBy Ashley ReeseJuly 17, 2020 | 5:13pm
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White House Uses Big Trucks to Demonstrate Good ValuesBy Molly OsbergJuly 16, 2020 | 9:48pm
- Can Biden Just Pick a VP Already?By Lisa FischerJuly 16, 2020 | 5:50pm
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Yes, of Course Ivanka Clutching a Can of Goya Beans Is an Ethics ViolationBy Lauren EvansJuly 16, 2020 | 3:10am
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Trump Is Building a Database of American Citizens Which Seems... Bad?By Ashley ReeseJuly 15, 2020 | 10:12pm
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The Trump Family Loves Posing With Food to Pretend They Give a Shit About Latinx PeopleBy Ashley ReeseJuly 15, 2020 | 5:20pm
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Like Many of Us, Mary Trump Wants Her Racist Uncle to ResignBy Esther WangJuly 15, 2020 | 3:15pm
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Once Again, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is in the HospitalBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 15, 2020 | 12:30am
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Just in Time for the Second Wave of Coronavirus, No One in America Has Any Health InsuranceBy Emily AlfordJuly 14, 2020 | 9:10pm
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Hillary Clinton Wonders Whether Trump Will 'Leave Quietly' If He Loses His Re-Election BidBy Ashley ReeseJuly 14, 2020 | 4:30pm
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Ivanka Has Some Advice for Unemployed Workers: Just Find a New Job!By Esther WangJuly 14, 2020 | 3:57pm
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Federal Judge Rules That Women Can Get Abortion Pill Without Doctor Visit During PandemicBy Lauren EvansJuly 14, 2020 | 2:10am
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Trump, White House Insist Their Systematic Shitting On Dr. Fauci Is Nothing PersonalBy Ashley ReeseJuly 13, 2020 | 9:45pm
- Betsy DeVos Demonstrates How Much Of an Idiot She Is On National TelevisionBy Ashley ReeseJuly 13, 2020 | 6:13pm
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Matt Gaetz Is a Big Dumb RacistBy Esther WangJuly 13, 2020 | 2:54pm
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Shit's Still Bad and Getting Worse as Florida Sets Nationwide Record for New Covid CasesBy Harron WalkerJuly 12, 2020 | 10:11pm
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Saturday Night Social: If Only Trump Would Commute Everyone Else's Sentence, TooBy Harron WalkerJuly 11, 2020 | 9:57pm
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Notorious Haven For Sexual Predators Received Billions In Federal Covid-19 ReliefBy Esther WangJuly 10, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Donald Trump Very Proud That He 'Aced' a Cognitive Test That Likely Asked Him to Identify a Drawing of a LionBy Esther WangJuly 10, 2020 | 2:20pm
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Totally Cool, Mature President Says Supreme Court Decision Is 'Not Fair'By Alexis Sobel FittsJuly 9, 2020 | 10:00pm
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Nashville's Youngest Coronavirus Victim Was Uninsured, Delayed Care for DaysBy Ashley ReeseJuly 9, 2020 | 4:15pm
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Surprise, Trump's Tulsa Rally Probably Caused a Spike in New Coronavirus Cases in the CountyBy Lauren EvansJuly 9, 2020 | 12:44pm
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Send Betsy DeVos to the Moon, Leave Her ThereBy Ashley ReeseJuly 8, 2020 | 10:30pm
- Vice President Pence, Detached from Reality, Says Florida, Texas, and Arizona Covid-19 Outbreaks Are ImprovingBy Lisa FischerJuly 8, 2020 | 8:00pm
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Katie Miller Tried (Really, Very Hard!) But Just Couldn't Give A Shit About Migrant ChildrenBy Ashley ReeseJuly 8, 2020 | 6:23pm
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Trump to America's Schoolchildren: Haha, You're Gonna Get Sick!By Rebecca FishbeinJuly 8, 2020 | 1:05am
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Like a Young Ted Bundy, Maybe Baby Donald Trump Just Needed More HugsBy Emily AlfordJuly 7, 2020 | 10:37pm
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America Is Drowning in Pandemic PaperworkBy Molly OsbergJuly 7, 2020 | 9:05pm
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Kelly Loeffler Doesn't Think Supporting Black Lives Matter Is Good for the WNBA, An 88-Percent Black LeagueBy Shannon MeleroJuly 7, 2020 | 8:20pm
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Melania's Former Adviser Is Publishing a Tell-All, TooBy Lauren EvansJuly 7, 2020 | 12:30pm
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Donald Trump Sure Loves Blaming Innocent Black Men!By Esther WangJuly 6, 2020 | 8:58pm
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The Only Dead People Donald Trump Even Pretends to Care About Are StatuesBy Esther WangJuly 6, 2020 | 4:50pm
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Introducing Nurse DonBy Ashley ReeseJuly 6, 2020 | 3:15pm
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Newspaper Owner Apologizes for Publishing Cartoon Equating Face Mask Mandates to the HolocaustBy Shannon MeleroJuly 6, 2020 | 2:44pm
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A Seattle Driver Plowed Into Black Lives Matter Protesters, One of Whom DiedBy Harron WalkerJuly 5, 2020 | 10:13pm
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Air Force Lieutenant Colonel Says Her Vanessa Guillen Comments Were Taken 'Out of Context'By Harron WalkerJuly 5, 2020 | 8:00pm
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Saturday Night Social: Kimberly Guilfoyle and 50,000 Others Test Positive for CoronavirusBy Harron WalkerJuly 4, 2020 | 10:50pm
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Indigenous Protesters Arrested for Trying to Keep Donald Trump Off Their LandBy Harron WalkerJuly 4, 2020 | 8:11pm
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Tennessee's Abortion Bill Targets People of Color: ReportBy Lauren EvansJuly 3, 2020 | 7:15pm
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Herman Cain Willing to Die for Donald Trump's Big Boy RallyBy Emily AlfordJuly 2, 2020 | 9:00pm
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President Trump Reportedly Regrets Pandering to The Blacksâ„¢, Listening To Jared Kushner's 'Woke Shit'By Ashley ReeseJuly 1, 2020 | 10:25pm
- Meghan McCain Doesn't Trust Dr. Fauci Because He Didn't Blame Protesters for Covid-19 UptickBy Lisa FischerJuly 1, 2020 | 5:30pm
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What a Week for Women in Politics!By Esther WangJuly 1, 2020 | 3:00pm
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Breaking: We're FuckedBy Molly OsbergJune 30, 2020 | 9:52pm
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The Doldrums of Amy McGrath's WinBy Ashley ReeseJune 30, 2020 | 8:43pm
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Spotted: Don Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle Roaming a Crowded Hamptons Party Without MasksBy Ashley ReeseJune 30, 2020 | 3:43pm
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Iowa's Republican Governor Gives Huge Middle Finger to Abortion Access On the Same Day As SCOTUS VictoryBy Esther WangJune 30, 2020 | 2:39pm
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Here is Yet Another Very Bad Story About Trump and RussiaBy Esther WangJune 29, 2020 | 9:00pm
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Let's Talk About the Literal Palace Where the Gun-Toting, Anti-BLM Couple Lives in St. Louis [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseJune 29, 2020 | 8:25pm
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Supreme Court Strikes Down Restrictive Louisiana Abortion Law With Nationwide ImplicationsBy Ashley ReeseJune 29, 2020 | 3:33pm
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White House Covid-Fighting Task Force Hosts Super-Spreader EventBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 29, 2020 | 12:53pm
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Mississippi Says It Will Finally Change Its Racist FlagBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 29, 2020 | 3:10am
- New York City Finally Decides to Hold Someone Accountable for Layleen Polanco's DeathBy Harron WalkerJune 28, 2020 | 6:23pm
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Coronavirus Cases Are Spiking in States That Reopened in MayBy Harron WalkerJune 27, 2020 | 7:37pm
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Mike Pence Says Holding Rallies Amid a Deadly Pandemic Is Just Demonstrating Freedom of Speech, Baby!By Ashley ReeseJune 26, 2020 | 9:10pm
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Texas: 'Oops!'By Ashley ReeseJune 26, 2020 | 4:40pm
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Let's All Learn More About This Republican Ken Doll Who Will Likely Become the Youngest Member of CongressBy Esther WangJune 26, 2020 | 1:10pm
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Covid-19 Whistleblower Allegedly Still Facing Retaliation From Trump AdministrationBy Justice NamasteJune 26, 2020 | 3:18am
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Is Donald Trump Trying to Catch the Coronavirus to Get Out of Doing His Job?By Alexis Sobel FittsJune 25, 2020 | 9:55pm
- NRA Queen Sen. Kelly Loeffler Apparently Doesn't Think The Second Amendment Applies to Black PeopleBy Ashley ReeseJune 25, 2020 | 4:41pm
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Lindsey Graham Has Bizarre Meltdown Over the French Revolution, Alexandria Ocasio-CortezBy Ashley ReeseJune 24, 2020 | 9:55pm
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An Election Night of Wins for the Left, Even Amid Voter SuppressionBy Ashley ReeseJune 24, 2020 | 6:25pm
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Won Her PrimaryBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 24, 2020 | 4:55am
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President Creates Law Protecting Racist Hunks of Concrete From Human ConstituentsBy Emily AlfordJune 23, 2020 | 9:44pm
- Trump Says He Was Dead Serious About Slowing Down 'Overrated' Coronavirus TestingBy Ashley ReeseJune 23, 2020 | 6:00pm
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Mike and Karen Pence Join the Long and Illustrious List of Republicans Who Love Committing 'Voter Fraud'By Esther WangJune 22, 2020 | 9:45pm
- Joy Behar and Meghan McCain Get a Lesson in Whitewashed Education From Sunny HostinBy Lisa FischerJune 22, 2020 | 6:01pm
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Only 6,200 People Showed Up To Trump's Tulsa RallyBy Ashley ReeseJune 22, 2020 | 3:45pm
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John Bolton Bravely Kept Juicy Details About Trump From Congress and Saved Them for his MemoirBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 22, 2020 | 12:55pm