Ashley Olsen Gets With Jason Sudeikis

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Fans of hot guys everywhere gave Ashley Olsen a gentle nod of appreciation when she threw Justin Bartha back into the dating pool, but it looks like we might have to retract said nod with reports she’s now reeled in Jason Sudeikis. The pair were spotted with their arms around each other at the Tower Heist premiere after-party, where they got “cozy” and “snuggled” in a back booth. Why do these industry parties always sound like tail-end of a collective teen date? Oh, Ash, you giveth and then you taketh away! [NYDN]

With her Playboy shoot on its way, let’s look back at the old Lindsay Lohan as she discusses how she’ll never go nude during press for Herbie Fully Loaded. “I don’t think that’s what is needed to win someone an Oscar,” she revealed. “For me, personally… I think there are other things you can do to show people that you have talent.” The stuff kids say! [Access Hollywood]
Tila Tequila denies talk suggesting her fame was the unfortunate by-product of a time gone by as she challenges Lindsay to a “celebrity” boxing match. [Radar]

LeAnn Rimes hits back at critics who call her a skinny bitch (in the non-trademarked sense, Bethenny Frankel), and says she has the body of any normal 29-year-old. “I’ve grown into a woman, and my body has just naturally changed,” she says, adding that she helps Mother Nature along with three-to-four workouts a week. “I also love boxing to get rid of stress and tone my entire body. But lately, I mainly work out when I can. Mostly that’s consisted of walking miles through airports and performing high energy 90-minute shows every night while on tour!” [Radar]

For once in her life Paz de la Huerta wasn’t the rambunctious drunk in the room when she got into a scuffle with a friend at the after-party for Tower Heist. Her emotionally fragile pal spilled a drink on herself and burst into tears before causing a further scene by pushing Paz when she tried to help. To be fair, she may have been upset after witnessing Ashley and Jason going at it in the back corner. [Page Six]

Doing the rounds for her book Confessions Of A Guidette, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi says her “alter ego” is a terrible role model but hints at a split personality disorder when she adds that Nicole is. “Snooki’s definitely not a role model,” she explains. “Snooki’s just there to have fun in life. Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I’m very strong, independent and I’m loveable.” [Radar]

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  • Lucy Liu straps on a vest to tour gang-infested parts of LA with the boys in blue. [TMZ]
  • Chaz Bono is booted from Dancing With The Stars after single-handedly doing more for the visibility of transgender folk than anyone before him. [Huff Po]
  • A pissing contest breaks out between The X Factor and Dancing With The Stars over toilet use. And a letter that belongs on Passive Aggressive Notes. [TMZ]
  • Going topless is easy. If you’re Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. [The Sun]
  • Did Oprah really need two bodyguards at the Ralph Lauren benefit gala? It’s not like Anna Wintour or Barbara Walters were going to tackle her to the ground. Or were they… [Page Six]
  • Anderson Cooper is at his funniest when he talks like a sarcastic little schoolyard bitch. And Courtney Stodden. [E!]
  • The man who broke into two of Madonna‘s homes is to be detained indefinitely in a psychiatric hospital. [Billboard]
  • Move over Michael Lohan, Shia LaBeouf‘s dad spent time in prison for assault and attempted rape. [NYDN]
  • Speaking of, Kate Major shows the injuries she sustained at the hands of Michael Lohan. And while it’s not Rihanna-level horrific, domestic violence of any description bums me right out, so click at your own risk. [TMZ]
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  • The Big Bang Theory‘s Kaley Cuoco is engaged to her addiction specialist boyfriend, and all I can think is how much of a fun-suck it must be to date someone with a job like that. No matter how admirable it is. [Radar]
  • First the relentless Tweeting and now his own podcast? Alec Baldwin is frightfully modern. [E!]
  • Actor/baker James Van Der Beek‘s wife has another bun in the oven. [People]
  • Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer swap spit in hilarious and breathtakingly original episode of Two And A Half Men. [People]
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  • Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama have decided to give their relationship another spin around the tabloid-riddled block. [Life & Style]
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