Australia’s army chief, David Morrison, is pissed off, and he’s laying down the fucking law. After this week’s news that 17 military personnel, including high-ranking officers, were under investigation for allegedly creating and exchanging “explicit and profane” emails, he’s looking for change. Scratch that, he’s demanding change.
These 17 men — who called themselves “The Jedi Council” because they’re total and complete assholes and also don’t know anything about movies — allegedly sent around videos of themselves having sex with women who didn’t know they were being filmed. What a bunch of fucking weirdos, and I mean that in the worst and saddest way possible. Seriously — what kind of loser texts his buddy a video of himself having sex and is like “Here’s a cool video I made of me having sex — check it out, bro!” If one of my friends did that to me, I’d take ten thousand scalding hot showers and then burn everything they’d ever touched in my apartment.