Beyonce and Solange Totally Bailed On Their Dad's Wedding

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Neither Beyoncé or Solange showed up at Matthew Knowles’ wedding to their new Stepmomcé Gena Avery in Houston, Texas. ” “Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements which made it impossible for them to attend,” said the newly-wedded Knowles. There should be a reality show in which family therapists compete to make the Knowles family their clients. Perhaps it should be called Therapyoncé. You are welcome, Bravo. [TMZ, Us Weekly]


John Mayer uncharacteristically acknowledged the female human he is dating during a concert at Summerfest in Milwaulkee. “She was more incredible than I ever thought. She was so patient as to continue to get to know me and love me. I want to dedicate this song to my Katy, who is my face to call home.” I am glad Katy Perry, John Mayer and John Mayer’s David Duke cock are happy. [NYDN]


When Paris Jackson leaves the hospital, she is headed for a boarding school in Utah, chosen for her by Debbie Rowe — specifically, the “$10 million Diamond Ranch Academy in Utah, a treatment centre for struggling children.” The family hopes to get her off social media, fearing a relapse if she goes back to Twitter. [Page Six]


50 Cent was really mean to his 16-year-old son over text shortly before his domestic violence charge. “Fuck you, delete my number.” “I need a blood test cause that d*ck sucking b*tch you call mom was f*cking the hole [sic] time.” “Tell your mother she won. She has you and ill [sic] make another. I will have nothing to do with you. Don’t text me ever again.” There’s a whole transcript of this, if you feel like reading something sad and horrible. [Radar Online]