Enter Daryle Tyson, who attended the Super Bowl on Sunday with a friend, Greg. The pair had tickets and entered Met Life stadium through the VIP entrance, where they saw Beyoncé’s longtime security guard, Julius. Daryle was excited but tried to maintain his composure; he knew he was about to witness Beyoncé in person. When the pop star arrived and said a gracious “Hey” to the crowd, Daryle was too stunned speak so his friend mustered the courage to ask for a photo. Bey agreed. Daryle asked the first person who passed to take their picture; the guy said no with disgust. Daryle was forced to go the selfie route with Bey. Then he had another revelation.
The funny thing about that is the person that I was trying to get to take the picture for us was Jay-Z. Now you know I feel so bad because I didn’t know that was Jay-Z. I didn’t care about no damn Jay-Z! I got fucking Beyoncé right here next to me saying, we can take a picture with her!
Jay was probably like, “Um, do you know who I am? WHY are you talking to me? I don’t take fan photos for my wife!” I would’ve paid money to see that happen in real life and/or slow motion.