BREAKING: Here's Uncensored Video of Seal-on-Penguin Copulation
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Scientists have just returned from studying king penguins and they’ve learned quite a bit. In fact, they brought you a souvenir video. Please enjoy this lesson about the seals and the penguins. (And how incredibly cruel the animal kingdom can be and also feel inspired to do something different tomorrow; something that will change your life.) (Because: poor fucking penguin.)
It’s not a secret that penguins are not particular when it comes to mates. According to research, those adorable mate-for-life creatures are actually sex monsters, fucking anything that breathes…or doesn’t. They’re not particular, they’re just here for a good time. What’s strange, though, is that seals (who usually eat penguins) are now being observed having sex with their prey and then sometimes letting the penguin go (possibly because of how tiring the whole thing is.) Isn’t nature beautiful? (Read: depressing and an excellent example of how bleak and empty life can be.)