Buckingham Break-In Bungled by Two Bumbling Burglars, Say Bobbies
LatestBritish police say they’ve arrested two burglars (perhaps of the feline variety?) after a break-in at Buckingham Palace this week. Everybody take a moment to chill the fuck out, because the Queen wasn’t in any danger, because the Queen has one thousand houses on one thousand different plots of land, any one of which may, at any given time, heedless of the revolving Earth, be bathed in sunlight. Still, the break-in at Buckingham is the most serious security breach at the royal residence in the last 30 years.