Shocker:
Michael Lohan say he isn’t guilty of domestic violence, and former fiancee
Kate Major made the whole thing up. “She said I gave her a fat lip, she has Restylane in her lips. I didn’t give her a fat lip. She did the same thing in West Hampton. I didn’t touch her, she’s full of crap. I have cuts on my arm. She put fake makeup on her eyes before,” says Michael. [
Radar]
James Franco and
Bruce Vilanch‘s feud ended the same way it started: With MS Paint scrawlings. Vilanch said the remarks were “much lighter” than they came across in print, and Franco Tweeted a picture that says, “Thanks Bruce, sorry for reading stupid blogs <3 James." [
Hollywood Reporter]
Jersey Shore‘s
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro will submit an application for a pretrial intervention program, which will allow him to travel to Italy with the rest of the cast despite the assault charges against him — if he stays out of trouble for a year, that is. [
Radar]
- In the mood for a video of Zach Galifianakis mocking his “wolf pack” speech while wearing a thong? Here you go: [Radar]
- Chris Pontius, a.k.a. “Party Boy” from Jackass and his wife Claire Nolan are divorcing. [TMZ]
- Jeff Conaway now has a restraining order against former fiancee Vikki Lizzi, who you may remember from Celebrity Rehab, because she allegedly injected him with painkillers and planted cocaine in his house. “I think she was setting me up,” he says. “I think what happened is that she called up and said, ‘You can find him passed out with cocaine all over the room. If you want to go bust a star, then here’s your chance.’ That’s what I think happened.” [Radar]
- Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are suing their former insurance broker because they say he engaged in a “predatory embezzlement scheme” that may have cost them millions. [TMZ]
- Helen Mirren and Elton John will host SNL in April. [The Wrap]
- Blah, blah, blah, more Gwyneth Paltrow/Matthew Morrison duet news. [N.Y. Mag]
- NBC is canceling Perfect Couples and replacing it with The Paul Reiser Show. Ouch. [EW]
