Christoph Waltz, I'm Sure You're Great But Please Stay Away from the Muppets
LatestHey Christoph Waltz! We’ve never met before, but let me say I’m a big fan and I thought you were great in Inglourious Basterds. That’s actually sort of the problem. You were too great in Inglorious Basterds. I can’t watch you in anything else without seeing your character in that movie. Even when you’re on the red carpet, even when you’re posing for photos with your family, that’s how I see you, which is totally unfair. You shouldn’t be punished for being a good actor and, by all accounts, you’re an amiable guy in real life. Unfortunately, that doesn’t help your case. Col. Landa was amiable, too, but he was also a cruel and cold blooded killer. You smile and make a joke to Ryan Seacrest during an interview and all I can think is very charming, Nazi. It’s bullshit. I’m bullshit, but, unfortunately, I think a lot of people feel the same way.