- In photos of Michael Jackson‘s three kids frolicking on the beach during a recent trip to Hawaii, his 13-year-old son Prince Michael appears to have white splotches under his arms. Naturally, tabloid editors have diagnosed him with vitiligo.
- A “family source” claims excitedly that this,”proves once and for all that Michael is the father!” We’re not convinced that this isn’t poorly blended sunscreen, but you can check out the pics here: [Daily Mail]
- Jeremy London has filed restraining orders against his family members, who have said he needs help for drug addiction. “Jeremy filed these orders against his family for them to stop giving unauthorized interviews to the press,” said his lawyer. “What they’ve said is false, misleading and harmful to his personal reputation and career.” [People]
- Jeffrey Jones, best known as the principal from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, was charged today with failing to update his sex offender registration status. In 2003 he pleaded o contest to a felony charge of hiring a 14-year-old boy to pose for sexually explicit photos. [AP]
- Brace yourselves, fellow nerds: There are rumors that there’s a Doctor Who movie in the works, with Johnny Depp starring as the Doctor. That would be… fantastic. [Perez]
- Madonna‘s daughter Lourdes wrote her first blog entry to promote their clothing collection. “I’m 13 and I’ll be 14 in October, so I can’t wait for that because I am FINALLY allowed to dye my hair… THANK YOU MOTHER!!” writes Lourdes. “My favvvv color is black (just because it goes with everything) and my least favorite color is brown (because it resembles the color of something QUITE gross).” [Us]
- Zoe Saldana is engaged to longtime boyfriend Keith Britton. However, “She doesn’t even introduce him as her fiancé,” according to an insider. “She will just say, ‘This is Keith.’ She likes to keep her personal life to herself and wants people to focus on her as an actress.” [Just Jared]
- Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen would like you to know that their six-month-old baby is already potty-trained, because they’re better than you. [Star]
- The Dream says of raising his four-month-old daughter Violet, “This time’s easier because I’m rich now. When I had my 5-year-old, I was up all night and paying for milk with the last couple of cents I had, so it’s a little easier now.” [People]
- At the link, watch The Dream‘s 13-minutes music video trilogy, which is described as “like chain-smoking with your eyes.” [N.Y. Magazine]
- Jessica Simpson‘s The Price of Beauty is being “retooled” for its second season. Instead of focusing on beauty trends from around the world, Jess will give people makeovers. [Us]
- David Duchovney will make his stage debut in Neil LaBute’s The Break of Noon in October. [AP]
- Lil Wayne was sentenced today to three years probation by an Arizona judge for his role in a 2008 drug bust, meaning he won’t have to do anymore jail time after he completes his sentenced in a N.Y. prison. [TMZ]
- The dude who claims Suge Knight put out a hit on him has been granted a permanent restraining order against him. [TMZ]
- At the link, watch James Franco‘s return to General Hospital in which he poses as a homeless man and plays with a toy monkey. [N.Y. Magazine]
- Is everyone at CNN jealous of Anderson Cooper? It’s unclear, but we would be! [The Wrap]
- The L.A. boutique Tough as Nails is suing Lindsay Lohan for allegedly racking up a $17,000 bill, then convincing the owners that her manager would pay them. [Fox News]
- Lindsay Lohan has rehired Eleonore, her assistant who recently quit, on a one month “trial run.” [TMZ]
- Vienna Girardi claims she’ll be posing on the cover of Playboy, but a rep for the mag says, “This is the first we’ve heard of Vienna Girardi appearing on the cover of Playboy.” [Us]
- However, Playgirl may want Jake Pavelka to post nude. [Us]
- Last week Oprah earned her lowest ratings ever, with only 4 million people tuning in for reruns. [Fox News]
- Eminem‘s Recovery sold 741,000 in its first week out, making it the best debut of the year. [AP]
- Party Down and Gravity have been canceled. [N.Y. Magazine]
- Your requisite weekly update on Kendra Wilkinson‘s post-baby body woes: [E!]
- When asked the moronic question, “which celebrity is your dog most like,” Kim Kardashian said, “Rocky is most like me, his mommy. He’s really cool and calm, and goes with the flow.” [People]
- Fall in love with Christina Hendricks all over again: In the new issue of Health, she says, “Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous!… I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, Oh, I look like a woman. And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it!” [Us]
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