Elizabeth Warren Has Also Heard of a Little Thing Called GameStop
Politics

Senator Elizabeth Warren appeared on CNBC’s Closing Bell to have a little chat about the hot topics of the day, namely the absolutely wild fuckery happening with the stock market this week. A quick rundown on what exactly is happening: The internet came together in the strangest way possible to increase the value of GameStop’s shares, in an attempt to break a short play being run on the company by hedge funds. The internet, which never loses, was winning so hard that the fintech investment app RobinHood blocked users from purchasing shares of GameStop and AMC. Why did Robinhood do that? Because Robinhood gets most of its money from brokerage firms, who fold the average Jane’s 10$ partial investment in Apple into a larger multi-share move that can run in the hundreds of thousands in order to maximize returns for billionaire investors who are having their portfolios managed by the hedge funds. Make sense? No? Good, it’s not supposed to.