Enjoy 7 Minutes in Heaven with Your Older Boyfriend Jeff Goldblum


Lascivious scientist Dr. Ian Malcolm has joined Mike O’Brien for seven spectacular minutes in heaven, during which he flirts with the camera, talks to O’Brien’s mom about profanity, and reveals whether or not he shit his pants when the cup of water rippled in Jurassic Park (he didn’t, obviously).

via The Mary Sue

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