One: if that is somehow true and not hyperbole, these kids are probably going to plot out world domination before they can legally drink, and frankly, I welcome our new overlords. Two: I’m not sure any kid is fluent in anything at 3, but it is likely that they will become fluent, learning at such a young age. At any rate, this strikes me as parental bragging, so many celebrities are really just like mom. [NBC’s Today]
As the endless news cycle echoes out indefinitely, only becoming increasingly tedious with
every ineffectual lawsuit launched by the
Trump campaign in a limp effort to steal the election from
President-Elect Joe Biden, it’s hard to find comfort. Might I suggest this delightful minute-long video of comedian
Leslie Jones going hard for
Vanity Fair National Correspondent
Emily Jane Fox’s kitchen backsplash? Its puke green subway tile design strikes a nerve within her, to the point where I’m like, “Maybe it is good?”
“Your backsplash is killing the game, boo. And your little shelves with your dishes and shit? Is those wooden bowls? Or are they clay?” Jones says in the clip. “I love your backsplash, and the fact that we can see your hood on your stove—that’s an important thing to me. That’s important that you exhaust in the house… I just love you. I love this.”
I can’t imagine a higher compliment! Watch it. [Leslie Jones’ Twitter]
- An “irate construction worker” allegedly fired shots at Billie Lourd’s Los Angeles home after being let go from the job. Lourd was not home at the time, and no one was injured. [New York Post]
- Miley Cyrus still loves ex-husband Liam Hemsworth, but “there was too much conflict.” [E!]
- Looks like Selling Sunset’s Chrishell Stause is maybe dating Dancing With the Stars’ Keo Motsepe? Maybe? [Page Six]
- My heart has One Direction and it’s toward Harry Styles saying very nice things about his former boy bandmates. [Just Jared]
- Rent the haunted beach house from HBO Max’s The Undoing, pretend you’re Nicole Kidman hiding from Hugh Grant, why don’t ya? It’s on Airbnb. [New York Post]
- In case you’ve forgotten, Vanderpump Rules’ LaLa Kent is very pregnant right now. [Us Weekly]
