On a moderately cloudy and brisk night in a cursed land called Washington, DC, two evil specters opened the doors of their large haunted home to try and trap children to toss into their cauldron. Just kidding! Trump and Melania hosted Halloween at the White House, so it was actually much worse than any campfire ghost story you could fathom. This year’s trick-or-treating at the White House was slightly different than prior years, with the Trumps opting out of handing out candy directly to a crowd of young children as they were both infected with covid-19. Instead, the Monster in Chief and his bride held a bit of a Halloween parade, pointing and feigning joy at all of the children ambling by against their will.
For the auspicious occasion, Melania sported a pumpkin spice jacket to blend in with the decor, perhaps reasoning that if she stood very still and sat down in a pumpkin patch her husband wouldn’t be able to find her for hours. The first lady also wore black Louboutins.
