Handsome James Franco's Inauguration Poem Is All About Handsome James Franco

By Madeleine Davies | January 21, 2013 | 11:45pm

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Yahoo! News commissioned actor/known eccentric James Franco to write a poem for President Obama’s inauguration because, I don’t know, why not? Why not have James Franco write a poem for every occasion? Why not have a James Franco poem for every American? Why not? I mean, why not?

Franco’s poem is one part English 350 – Introduction to Modernism, one part resume, one part narrative and all parts crazy. Good. We wouldn’t want a Franco poem to be any other way. To receive your own James Franco poem, climb up to the roof on a clear winter’s night and whisper your request to the stars.