

Harrison Ford has better things to do than learn the last name of every Chris in Hollywood, and one of those things is being the only Indiana Jones we’ll ever need.
In a recent appearance on Today show, host Craig Melvin asked Ford who he’d like to see as the new Indiana Jones, and a charmingly exasperated Ford grasped his shoulder and replied “Nobody. I’m Indiana Jones. When he’s gone, I’m gone,” adding “This is a hell of a way to tell Chris Pine.”
However, it was an inferior Chris, Pratt, who was hoping for the role. Not that it matters to Harrison Ford, who rightfully should get to Han Solo the Indiana Jones character and take them both with him when he goes (But please don’t ever die, Harrison Ford). He absolutely need not trouble himself over multiple surnames just because there are too many people named Chris.