I was a devotee of the first season of True Detective, but when my complicated (some might say unhinged) theories failed to come into fruition, I was too disappointed to bother with season 2, which apparently sucked anyway. I am, however, intrigued with this teaser trailer for season 3, which stars Mahershala Ali, Stephen Dorff, and Mamie Gummer. It will probably not be good, but now that Sharp Objects has reignited my thirst for murder, it will have to suffice.