Here's That True Blood Threesome You Were Waiting For

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With both Bill and Eric’s blood coursing through Sookie, the perfect storm for a steamy vampire orgy dream was in place. But unfortunately, the fantasy was anticlimactic. All Sookie did the entire time was talk about the idea of a threesome while looking very muscular in her bra and panties. Wasn’t this her dream? Why did she need to convince herself of the benefits of fucking two guys at once? Why was she the only one who was anywhere near naked? Whatever happened to sex dreams that make no sense and might even gross you out when you wake up but are totally arousing while they’re going on? Whatever happened to sex dreams with actual sex in them? Sookie and Eric’s lame hallucinated snow bed cuddling scene was better than this.

 
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