Hey Have You Ever Noticed That Cetaphil Looks and Feels Exactly Like Cum?
In Depth

Search your heart, you know it to be true: Cetaphil both looks and feels exactly like cum.
I’m talking about the face wash, of course. This is not meant to disparage Cetaphil’s virtues, of which there are many. I know many people swear by Cetaphil’s gentle cleansing power. I am simply stating a fact: Cetaphil both looks and feels precisely like semen. It’s as plain as the nose on my face, or as plain as the fact that washing your face with Cetaphil feels like washing your face with jism.
Have you ever used Cetaphil to wash your face? Have you ever interfaced with male ejaculate? If so, you should know what I’m talking about. You pump and pump that blue plastic nozzle until it explodes with gelatinous goo all over your hands. Then you rub it all over your face. How does that feel?