Hi, How Are Ya? Jeffree Star's New (Ex-)Beau, Basketball Player Andre Marhold, Has Allegedly Robbed Him

According to Page Six, the couple has been together since at least since August, when they first went public on Instagram. At the time, Page Six’s Jessica Bennett wrote that Marhold was “(allegedly) a CEO” of “the Belle modeling agency,” but the “company’s skimpy Instagram presence—which only dates back to March—mostly features content of Marhold, though a recent post shows he and Star posing for a photoshoot.”

Anyway, after the screenshot of Star’s Instagram comment made the rounds online, he attempted to control the narrative, like all great villains do. He hopped on his Instagram Story to speak in the third person and confirm that the guy he was hanging out with did actually take some of his expensive shit.

“About a week ago, Jeffree Lynn discovered a lot of things and this person, secretly, [had] no job, no money, not even a bank account—and we’re talking, this person is 30 years-plus. All these things I was told were all false,” Star says directly to camera, a golden highlight filter distorting his face. “And I was like, ‘Okay, I was lied to. Bye, sweetie. It was really great meeting you, thanks, bye!’ And then, all of the sudden, there’s some Louis Vuitton luggage missing, there’s some backpacks missing and there’s a few sunglasses missing. So. ‘Jeffree Star got robbed’? No. Someone just stole a few things.”

Of course, knowing that this is Jeffree Star, it’s easy to pose a few conspiracy theories. Was he actually robbed, or dumped? Or is this his way of getting out of a very public hookup, fast? (If the latter is the case, accusing someone of “stealing” is incredibly damning, especially given their racial dynamics: Star is whiter than Casper the Friendly Ghost, and Marhold is a black man. Some followers seem to think that Marhold received those items as a gift, and Star is lying about the thievery.) If Marhold really did just grab a few pieces and bounce, does he accept fan mail?

I’ll reserve my tinfoil hat for the commenters on YouTube gossip channels, but let it be known: Star is single, and out of some very, very expensive luxury goods.